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Ananace to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

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Ananace to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    This is why we need an ISO Toilet Paper Standard.

    • @Senseless@feddit.de
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      86•2 years ago

      There are several:

      • DIN EN ISO 12 625-4: 2005 (Dry tear resistance and perforation resistance)
      • DIN EN ISO 12 625-5:2005 (wet tear resistance)
      • DIN EN ISO 12 625 -9:2005 (Puncture resistance)
      • DIN EN ISO 12 625-3:2005 (Paper thickness in use)
      • EN ISO 12 625-8:2004 (Water retention capacity)

      Yet there seems to be no standard for the size or number of sheets in a roll.

      • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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        44•2 years ago

        https://xkcd.com/927/

        • @asbestos@lemmy.world
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          26•2 years ago

          Nah, ISO fucks and I fuck with ISO

        • @thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world
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          10•2 years ago

          hmm, this is more like realizing your preferred language doesn’t have a word for a thing and deciding you want one.

    • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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      • @poppy@lemm.ee
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        29•2 years ago

        I like my bidet, but I have no interest in letting my labia drip-dry so I will continue to buy toilet paper thank you.

        • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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          5•2 years ago

          You don’t have a hair dryer in your bathroom? /S

      • @eletes@sh.itjust.works
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        26•2 years ago

        Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet

        • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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          31•2 years ago

          My fancy bidet air dries.

          I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

          • @whereisk@lemmy.world
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            Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

            • @Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de
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              You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

              • @whereisk@lemmy.world
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                Woosh…

                The point is that since flushing alone creates aerosolised particles.

                Spray wash, then blow dry, would probably multiply that.

                I mean we know that hand dryers are terrible.

                • @QueriesQueried@sh.itjust.works
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                  5•2 years ago

                  Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

                  • @whereisk@lemmy.world
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                    Lol.

                    “I’m sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven’t seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can’t you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s” << you are this kind of person.

                    “Multiple countries” that “have a fixation” - therefore it can’t be - hahahaha!

                    Are you against scientific evidence?

                    I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively.

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          • @variants@possumpat.io
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            15•2 years ago

            im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha

            • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              5•2 years ago

              You could put the towel in the wash if you’re initially doing poor job of cleaning.

          • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
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            9•2 years ago

            Many more people yes. Bidets and their concepts are not well known in most of western countries.

          • Simbomba
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            3•2 years ago

            Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

          • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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            You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.

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              • @variants@possumpat.io
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                2•2 years ago

                I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

              • Karyoplasma
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                I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.

              • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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                I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it.

              • @joenforcer@midwest.social
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                Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.

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                  • @SeducingCamel@lemm.ee
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                    Hey man I know it’s generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you’re wrong

            • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              7•2 years ago

              You’re supposed to clean your ass first, my friend

      • @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 years ago

        Bidet has reduced my toilet paper usage, but it’s absolutely not a replacement.

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