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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • Pons_Aelius
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    14•2 years ago

    Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

    I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      • Patapon Enjoyer
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        11•2 years ago

        That’s almost certainly a girl cat though

        • credit crazy
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          Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks

          • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell

        • "no" bananaOP
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          Saying girls can’t be gay and eat hotdog?

          Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.

        • Grammaton Cleric
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          How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?

          • Patapon Enjoyer
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            In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.

            • Grammaton Cleric
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              1•2 years ago

              I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐

              • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔
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                …grey and dark grey are both grey lol

                • Grammaton Cleric
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                  That’s like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐

                  • Tlaloc_Temporal
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                    2•2 years ago

                    In cat fur colours, they are.

    • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.

        • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          That’s Lt. Danjus.

          He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            3•2 years ago

            Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.

            • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              That works for me too.

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