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AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦 to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml •
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and people wonder why we say PHP is a meme

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and people wonder why we say PHP is a meme

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AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦 to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml •
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  • @fubo@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    Wat.

    • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦OP
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      7•2 years ago

      http://phpsadness.com/sad/30

      • @dot20@lemmy.world
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        Ah, I understand now. The expression is evaluated like this:

        • $a == 1 ? "one" : $a == 2 ? "two" : $a == 3 ? "three" : "other"
        • $a == 2 ? "two" : $a == 3 ? "three" : "other"
        • "two" ? "three" : "other"
        • "three"
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          1•2 years ago

          @AlmightySnoo @dot20 hooooo 🤯!! Thank you for the solution! 🤓

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        2 years ago

        If you think PHP is weird, go look up ZZT-OOP, the scripting language from Tim Sweeney’s first game.

        (No, a scripting language for game characters doesn’t need integers. If you need to count, you can do that by moving blocks around on the game board. It’s halfway between LOGO and Minecraft.)

        • @proflovski@lemmy.world
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          I would expect this from Javascript :S

          • @fubo@lemmy.world
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            ZZT came out in 1991. JavaScript didn’t exist for at least four years after that.

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