• @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      61 year ago

      the first apple sails by missing him by an inch, as he ducks his head and weaves through the barricaded furniture by the front fate. A second apple whizzes by and hits that nasty postman who explodes in a cloud of letters. Target in sight, he bounds up the stairs and into the first room on the left and delivers his cargo by masters feet: a fresh basket of apples. He’s a good boy.

    • Teon
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      41 year ago

      Exactly, you don’t eat them, you throw them at people. And it’s not limited to apples.
      Rocks are a great substitute for apples!