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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Side-effect of flattening a globe

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Side-effect of flattening a globe

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @hypnicjerk@lemmy.world
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    51•1 year ago

    this can’t be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space…

    • @kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I think you’ll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it’s reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.

    • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      7•1 year ago

      Together, we can stop this.

      • @xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        For only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.

    • don
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      1•1 year ago

      every 60 seconds … a minute passes

      wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao

      • @drolex@sopuli.xyz
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        11•1 year ago

        Get a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh

        60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance)

        Educate yourself

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