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DagonPie to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

You have awoken me

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DagonPie to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @ThatOneDudeFromOhio@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    10am is not early, neckbeards.

    • @seaQueue@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      Grass cutting and leaf blowing starts here at like 5:45am half the year, it sucks.

      • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Heck, where’s this? Is that not against some sound pollution laws where you’re from? It would be here (Vic, Australia)

        • DagonPieOP
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          1•2 years ago

          Land of the free to mow your lawn at 5am

    • @SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      12•2 years ago

      Anything before 12 is early

    • Colonel Sanders
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      10•2 years ago

      This dude woke up and chose violence lol

    • @sfbing@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      I feel personally attacked by this comment.

    • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      We’re all riled up after that other post between morning and night people aren’t we haha

      I feel you, where is the line between respecting people’s chronotypes and people actively choosing to go to bed stupidly late and then expected everyone else to tiptoe around their own choices?

      The real solution here though is: fuck lawns.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      Yeah cause fuck second and third shift people amiright?

      • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        2•2 years ago

        You gotta do it sometime and following the most common day schedule seems like a sensible choice here

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          I’m really only arguing because he called them neckbeards as if anyone who’s asleep at that time is a basement dwelling incel.

    • @cm0002@lemmy.worldM
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      Depends. Weekday no, weekend yes.

      Alternatively, people could just get an electric mower and mow whenever they’d like lmao

      • Alto
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        20•2 years ago

        10am is definitely not early enough to bitch about somebody mowing the lawn no matter the day of the week.

        I say this as someone who’s on a 4am-noon sleeping schedule.

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