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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

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American Psychological Association Announces “Feeling Like Dying But Not Really Suicidal” New Baseline For Normal Mental Health

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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A new press release from the APA updated the definition of normal psychological well-being to better reflect the realities of life in the 21st century, according to anhedonic sources.
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    143•2 years ago

    dammit i ate the onion, because that sounds real

    • @SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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      59•2 years ago

      I was like “OMG! They finally understand how I feel!”

    • Zorque
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      The best satire borrows heavily from reality.

      • shootwhatsmyname
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        31•2 years ago

        The best satire is reality.

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          I’d like to think there was a time that wasn’t true.

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      16•2 years ago

      Fuck. I did too.

      • @awnery@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        my solution is to make rice and veggies

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      12•2 years ago

      It is very real but journalism hasn’t quite evolved to state facts yet. They’re still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.

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        2•2 years ago

        ok

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          5•2 years ago

          k

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              ʞ

      • @awnery@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        you are very perceptive

        • @awnery@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          we’re about to dye!

      • @awnery@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        shuddup unless you want me to help

    • @OtakuAltair@lemm.ee
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      9•2 years ago

      Yeah Onion hasn’t been doing much satire recently. Just real news

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