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@sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

soak and jump hump

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soak and jump hump

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@sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    151•2 years ago

    Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?

    • @astanix@lemmy.world
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      120•2 years ago

      Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

      They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

      • @sexy_peach@feddit.deOPM
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        69•2 years ago

        They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

        But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

        • @zoostation@lemmy.world
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          81•2 years ago

          No, it was just a dumb hoax.

          • @half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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            46•2 years ago

            I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

            • Fuck spez
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              20•2 years ago

              The ol’ poophole loophole.

            • @kautau@lemmy.world
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              14•2 years ago

              https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

              • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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                6•2 years ago

                Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

                https://piped.video/j8ZF_R_j0OY

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              • @EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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                2•2 years ago

                I was hoping someone would post that

              • @TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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                1•2 years ago

                I knew before I even opened the link

            • @odium@programming.dev
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              5•2 years ago

              What did they think sodomy meant?

              • @rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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                4•2 years ago

                Being gay.

            • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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              4•2 years ago

              The old poohole loophole

            • @kWazt@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              A dick suck ain’t cheatin’

        • @astanix@lemmy.world
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          17•2 years ago

          I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

        • kpw
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          8•2 years ago

          No.

      • @Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee
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        34•2 years ago

        Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

      • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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        20•2 years ago

        Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

        • @_danny@lemmy.world
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          2 years ago

          Are they fucking morons

          Close, they are mormons fucking

          • @Gabu@lemmy.ml
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            7•2 years ago

            To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

            • @_danny@lemmy.world
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              the difference is so small you can barely tell

              Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.

            • Øπ3ŕ
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              2•2 years ago

              That’s what she said?

        • @ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml
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          2•2 years ago

          No, they’re mormons.

      • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        18•2 years ago

        Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

        • @eskimofry@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

          Edit: sorry wrong community.

        • @decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works
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          2•2 years ago

          It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

      • @mrcleanup@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

      • Grammaton Cleric
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        4•2 years ago

        …they would still be moving around

        • qaz
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          The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

        • @Duranie@midwest.social
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          6•2 years ago

          Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

          Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

    • @NubTubz@beehaw.org
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      4•2 years ago

      No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.

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