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@sexy_peach@feddit.de to Fuck Cars@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

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@sexy_peach@feddit.de to Fuck Cars@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    57•1 year ago

    It’s penis. He means penis. Like, probably the length and girth of his penis. No one ever mentions penis color or how hairy it is (those are Jeep guys), just always the size.

    • gregorum
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      15•1 year ago

      or how hairy it is (those are Jeep guys)

      how would you know?

      • KingJalopy
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        28•1 year ago

        It’s a jeep thing

        • gregorum
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          8•1 year ago

          It’s a jeep thing

          you mentioned that. my questions was how would you know that?

          • @Kerensky1101@lemmy.world
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            10•1 year ago

            It’s a thing jeep

          • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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            10•1 year ago

            I eent to buy a jeep last year and the dealer said he had to inspect my shaft and pubes before he’d let me on the lot. Didn’t wind up buying one, the market adjustments were outrageous!

            • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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              4•1 year ago

              He probably didn’t take yaw into account

          • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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            5•1 year ago

            He has seen a Jeep penis. Where did you think vehicles come from?

          • KingJalopy
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            3•1 year ago

            Not the person you asked. It’s a joke. That’s jeeps stupid slogan.

            • gregorum
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              1•1 year ago

              oh. well, thanks for clarifying, anyway

          • @pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works
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            Sigh. Look, if you’ve never been to a jeep consortium, that’s just how it goes. Hairy things flopping all over, kindof like a rave with more roll bars. I never want to see that much pubic hair again in my life.

          • Lemongrab
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            1•1 year ago

            waves hands External spare wheel, spare pubes. All connected.

    • @iamjackflack@lemm.ee
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      Yes I know it was a joke

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