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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

I heard it for Michael Jackson first

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I heard it for Michael Jackson first

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • CarlsIII
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    20•2 years ago

    Rod Stewart’s pumped stomach is unimpressed

    • @paddirn@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      I heard that one too!

      Apparently he addressed it himself:

      “I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship’s worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen.”

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      5•2 years ago

      What’s this one about?

      • CarlsIII
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        12•2 years ago

        Something about needing his stomach pumped because there was too much semen in it.

        • @rckclmbr@lemm.ee
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          1•2 years ago

          I heard this but about Britney Spears

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          that’s a lot of semen

    • @4am@lemm.ee
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      4•2 years ago

      Heard it for Gwen Stefani

      • @SoupyHappenstance@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        Heard it was Lil Kim

    • Nfamwap
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      1•2 years ago

      Heard that was Marc Almond

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