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ZeroCool to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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ZeroCool to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.
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    Maybe next time dont lie to medical staff.

    • Pons_Aelius
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      To quote Gregory House, everybody lies.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        “IDK how this gun ended up inside my butthole. I must have fallen on it.”

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          4•1 year ago

          Wait wait wait! The gun was on her person, or the gun was in her rectum?

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            5•1 year ago

            Idk, I didn’t read the article.

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