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ZeroCool to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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ZeroCool to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.
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    I thought the “M” was for “Magic”. Silly me.

    • Cave
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      Magic Ring Imaging

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        My proctologist said my Magic Ring could benefit from more fiber.

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          sfp+ or sfp28?

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      They had it set to “M” for magnetic when they should’ve had it set to “W” for wumbo.

    • @BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider@lemmy.world
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      The M could have really been for Murder! (Well, probably more like Manslaughter, but close enough.)

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      Dis you?

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