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ZeroCool to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt

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ZeroCool to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.
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    Pounded in the Butt by My Own Gun

    • @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      She got off way easier than the metal butt plug guy. This one was just a flesh wound.

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        Do not read the link on butt plug.

        I now have severe pain in my entire stomach just from reading that.

        Though oxygen tank story is even more terrifying

        • @Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world
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          Links!! You’ve got to provide links when saying don’t read this

          • @Sanyanov@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            A true full is something you earned yourself

            It’s right there, in the article, happy questing!

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