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minus-square@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 years agoSheesh! I don’t want this to sound harsh, but as a kid you sound like you were …contraceptive. What took your parents so long?
minus-square@AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish14•2 years agoMy mother claims she was praying for patience when she got pregnant with me, and the fact that I’m still alive proves that she learned patience.
minus-square@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 years agoThat’s awesome, you’re like …a miracle or something!
Sheesh! I don’t want this to sound harsh, but as a kid you sound like you were …contraceptive. What took your parents so long?
My mother claims she was praying for patience when she got pregnant with me, and the fact that I’m still alive proves that she learned patience.
That’s awesome, you’re like …a miracle or something!