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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @paultimate14@lemmy.world
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    40•2 years ago

    Butter Packaging: Keep Refrigerated

    Utterly deranged people: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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      13•2 years ago

      he doesn’t have a French butter dish

    • Bonehead
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      11•2 years ago

      Small amounts of butter is perfectly fine to leave at room temperature…but only if it’s salted. Unsalted butter will grow mold quickly, but salt will inhibit mold growth for quite a while. Unfortunately exposure to light and oxygen will cause it to turn rancid after 2 days, but it’s technically still edible.

      • @TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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        10•2 years ago

        I keep unsalted butter at room temp in a butter dish just fine.

      • @Faresh@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 years ago

        I’m surprised modern salted butter has enough salt for that. Salted butter in the past was salty to the point of being inedible unless washed AFAIK.

        • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          That’s why I take my butter with me when stepping into the morning shower. Saves water, and you can snack a bit!

      • voxel
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        -8•2 years ago

        ew salted butter

        • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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          9•2 years ago

          Well I think unsalted butter tastes gross, but you do you I guess.

        • @TheFriar@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          Wtf

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      Refrigerated butter: hard as a rock

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

    • @weariedfae@lemmy.world
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      0•2 years ago

      If you keep it in a butter dish it’s completely fine.

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