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funny to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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funny to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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    103•1 year ago

    Whemp, video doesn’t lie. I guess the first law of thermodynamics is wrong.

    • @jettrscga@lemmy.world
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      47•1 year ago

      Well it is now.

      First law of thermodynamics: You don’t talk about thermodynamics

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        31•1 year ago

        Third law of thermodynamics: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the dynamic is over.

        Fourth law of thermodynamics: Only two thermos to a dynamic.

        Fifth law of thermodynamics: One dynamic at a time

        Sixth law of thermodynamics: No shirts, no shoes

        Seventh law of thermodynamics: dynamics will go on as long as they have to

        Eighth law of thermodynamics; if this is your first thermo, you have to dynamic.

        • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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          10•1 year ago

          Sixth law of thermodynamics: No labcoats, no clipboards

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            😘👌

        • @cley_faye@lemmy.world
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          Don’t get me started about the 34th law of thermodynamic

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Is that the one about what is and isn’t a sandwich?

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