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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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STOCKTON, CA—Cackling as the steps of the dastardly plan crystallized in her mind, local trans teen Brie Chandler told reporters Tuesday that she had hatched a nefarious plot to undergo years of medical treatments and counseling to win at swimming. “It’s oh, so simple: several years of sweet-talking medical…
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    Why?

    • @Sarmyth@lemmy.world
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      We know things are different because of the way that they are.

    • @derf82@lemmy.world
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      It is one thing to have a quirk of the same organs, it’s another to be born with a different organ that effectively produces performance enhancing hormones.

      But fine, then ban cis-women with unnaturally high testosterone.

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        • @derf82@lemmy.world
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          Atypical of the vast majority

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            • @derf82@lemmy.world
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              The definition is literally “not being in accordance with nature or consistent with a normal course of events”. How is that a redefinition?

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                • @derf82@lemmy.world
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                  Normal COURSE of events, i… not normal for a woman in general terms.

                  People commonly have high cholesterol. It’s still considered abnormal when you get a lipid panel back.

      • @TerryMathews@lemmy.world
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        You said it sarcastically, but doesn’t that truly address the situation that you and others believe is occurring, in a non-discriminatory way?

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