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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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STOCKTON, CA—Cackling as the steps of the dastardly plan crystallized in her mind, local trans teen Brie Chandler told reporters Tuesday that she had hatched a nefarious plot to undergo years of medical treatments and counseling to win at swimming. “It’s oh, so simple: several years of sweet-talking medical…
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            Maaaaahhhhhm! Someone online is twolling me. He said that cuphead is not the greatest game of all time. Litewal Nazis everywhere.

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          Still waiting for you to be more specific about who said trans women shouldn’t be allowed to participate in sports.

          If anyone is the troll here, it looks like you.

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