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minus-squareNomeckslinkfedilink96•6 months agoI wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish59•6 months agoIt’s a buttplug… Vibrating isn’t much of a warning, and it’s hard to be reasonable when you’re about to cum.
minus-square@MyDearWatson616@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink41•6 months agoWhat am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?
minus-squarePLAVAT🧿SlinkfedilinkEnglish8•6 months agoI feel like you’ve made a great T-Shirt here… “It’s hard to be reasonable when you’re about to cum.”
I wore a steel ring to an MRI, and the second I got anywhere close to the machine I could feel it vibrating on my finger. There was definitely warning signs for this person, and they still went ahead.
It’s a buttplug… Vibrating isn’t much of a warning, and it’s hard to be reasonable when you’re about to cum.
A 100% silicone buttplug shouldn’t vibrate
What am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?
I feel like you’ve made a great T-Shirt here…
“It’s hard to be reasonable when you’re about to cum.”