The Picard Maneuver to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years agoMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down122cross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
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minus-squareFlying SquidlinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoOkay, but here’s my question: When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoThey take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
minus-squareFlying SquidlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 years agoWhat if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Okay, but here’s my question:
When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.