This leaked today from inside webmd, the most bullshit corpo HR video I think I’ve ever seen.

To break down the obvious ones:

  • Employees who are obviously either drinking wayyy too much company koolaid or who know that their jobs will end if they aren’t in this video
  • An extremely out of touch CEO who wants things back the old way without giving any concrete data proving that it’s better beyond conjecture
  • A company with “internet” in the name who literally doesn’t understand the concept of the internet
  • Threatening and bullying language to force people back in office.
  • and just a nice touch, the office is of course not near mass transit or anything and requires driving in
  • Did anyone notice they were all on green screen, kinda proving that there was no need for them to be in person?
  • Flying Squid
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    7810 months ago

    Close-quartered offices are disease farms. Stress lowers your immune system.

    WebMD wants to make its workers unhealthy.

      • @MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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        1310 months ago

        I remember using it long ago and no matter what your symptoms were you most likely have cancer.

        • arglebargle
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          910 months ago

          Apparently the cancer is coming from inside the building!

    • @CoriolisSTORM88@lemmy.world
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      1510 months ago

      Yes they are. As I am at home with COVID for the 4th time. I interviewed a guy in a small room a week ago Friday, and he coughed all through the interview. I was masked. He wasn’t. Two of us caught it. And I found out today they hired the clown. There are strong desires to cuss him out on his first day. Fuck that guy.