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@BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

I made a Margherita pizza from scratch

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I made a Margherita pizza from scratch

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@BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.world to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Did you make the cheese yourself?

    • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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      18•1 year ago

      Not this time, also didn’t grow the wheat or tomatoes :(

      • @MeatsOfRage@lemmynsfw.com
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        23•1 year ago

        Did you first invent the universe?

        • @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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          6•1 year ago

          Last time I went to all the trouble of inventing the universe and I just ended up with apple pie…ugh

          • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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            10•1 year ago

            The last apple pie I made blew up my oven (cracked the glass top) and I ended up spending $1800 on new appliances so they’d match. Never again!

            • @sleen@lemmy.zip
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              3•1 year ago

              Explosive apple pie 😆

              • @WalrusByte@lemmy.world
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                2•1 year ago

                “Oh these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory. A bomb factory… They’re bombs”

            • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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              2•1 year ago

              What? How does making an apple pie break your oven?

              • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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                The oven was still cooling down when I used the range to cook dinner. I think just the changes in temperature caused it to crack. Of course, it was out of production but there was new old stock glass for like $400. New oven was ~$600 so I just bit the bullet, I hated all the appliances the house came with, anyways.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              0•1 year ago

              Is that your wife or girlfriend?

              • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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                2•1 year ago

                The apple pie was just a one-time thing. We all experimented in college, right?

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                  0•1 year ago

                  • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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                    Lol that’s not creepy at all…

                    They are my partner of 8 years, if you must know

          • Chuckles
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            That was me. I did that.

            TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

          • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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            1•1 year ago

            deleted by creator

        • @WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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          I came here for this, and I appreciate you.

          Edit: I’m not sure if that advice is apple-pie specific.

        • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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          3•1 year ago

          Sorry, no. I’ll try better next time!

        • Annoyed_🦀 A
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          Probably yes, a universe for the yeast aka pizza dough.

        • @grue@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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      • @CaptainProton@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Making the cheese is easy though, and the texture and flavor are sssoooo much better. Too much whey gets squeezed out in packaged mozzarellas.

        • @BongRipsMcGee420@lemmy.worldOP
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          5•1 year ago

          I’ve made paneer before for Indian dishes but never thought to make mozzarella. I’ll look into it! It seemed like some pretty great mozzarella from what little I know, but I might as well try my hand at making my own.

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      You can milk anything with nipples.

      • NegativeLookBehind
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        …You doing anything tonight?

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