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VagabondShad to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 2 years ago

Gotta adventure just to pay child support

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Gotta adventure just to pay child support

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VagabondShad to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    That just makes your players look for contraception

    Also yes medieval times did have contraceptives. In fact the history of contraceptives goes back WAAAY to Egypt

    • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      23•2 years ago

      What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary “condom”?

      • @Susaga@ttrpg.network
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        77•2 years ago

        Sure, but I’m part of the minority that likes to remove the rest of the sheep first.

        • @wahming
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          13•2 years ago

          You murderer

      • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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        16•2 years ago

        Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman

        • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          4•2 years ago

          I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.

      • @MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        If it works, it works.

      • @GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network
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        4•2 years ago

        Cut an orange in half, scoop out the insides. Ancient diaphragm.

    • VagabondShadOP
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      9•2 years ago

      Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

      And now you know

      • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        They also drove a contrceptive plant extinct

        • Kallioapina
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          That was the Romans, not Egyptians. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium

    • @ember@lemmy.ca
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      At least it teaches them to be resourceful and safe.

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