@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 10 months agoMe with a spoon under the faucetlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1805arrow-down15
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minus-square@Addition@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish34•10 months agoPretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteenlinkfedilink27•10 months agoThat’ll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
minus-square@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoFace bonk? …or shin bonk?
minus-squaremuselinkfedilink14•10 months agoWoah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
minus-square@grue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•10 months agoNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
minus-square@jaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•10 months agoWe leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
That’ll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
Face bonk? …or shin bonk?
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.