• @LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world
    6•10 months ago

    linking your chicken purchase back to a wider consumer profile of you from other ad activity on the internet.

    Based on the time spent on KFC.com, the lingering cursor sweeps over the images of chicken, and the occasional clicks to purchase but failure to put payment information, we have determined that user mozz is a fox.

    • mozz
      2•10 months ago

      I once went to a pretty sad zoo, which had placed a lion enclosure directly across the person-walkway from the enclosure for a large bird. It was clear that the lion spent a significant part of its life looking across the walkway and wishing it could eat the bird.