@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Work Reform@lemmy.world • 5 months agoPay raise? Nah... pizza party time!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1537arrow-down17
arrow-up1530arrow-down1imagePay raise? Nah... pizza party time!lemmy.world@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Work Reform@lemmy.world • 5 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squaremassive_bereavementlinkfedilink4•edit-25 months agoEvery time that you use the play room will be written in your performance review.
minus-square@PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-25 months agoManagement: “If you have time to actually use that break room, it means you don’t have enough work on your plate. We noticed you’re spending 5% of your time in the break room, so we’re increasing your metrics goals by 10%.”
And a new play room with ping pong and table soccer!
Every time that you use the play room will be written in your performance review.
Management: “If you have time to actually use that break room, it means you don’t have enough work on your plate. We noticed you’re spending 5% of your time in the break room, so we’re increasing your metrics goals by 10%.”