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Bernie Ecclestoned to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

www.theguardian.com

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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida

www.theguardian.com

Bernie Ecclestoned to Not the Onion@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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Erratic behavior observed in some sharks could be result of them ingesting bales of cocaine cast overboard by passing traffickers
  • @AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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      Here’s a review my friend sent me…

    • ndguardian
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      3•2 years ago

      I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.

    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
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      Here’s a review my friend sent me…

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog

    • Human Crayon
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      Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.

      Alternate name: Blownado

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