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@MacedWindow@lemmy.world to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

doorbells have rules

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doorbells have rules

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@MacedWindow@lemmy.world to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @snooggums@midwest.social
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    61•2 years ago

    Why do they have a doorbell?

    • @morphballganon@lemmy.world
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      63•2 years ago

      Sometimes houses come with them, and threatening murder is easier than properly removing an electrical fixture.

      • @elvith@feddit.de
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        36•2 years ago

        Well… He has a gun and he thinks that its part of a solution. He’s not wrong, he could just shoot the door bell instead of a random visitor and no-one would ring his door bell anymore.

        • @saltesc@lemmy.world
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          9•2 years ago

          Yeah, but imagine their reaction to a door knock.

          Or maybe they’d panic so much they’d shoot themself for fear of what could come next from the big loud boogie man out front.

          • @elvith@feddit.de
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            10•2 years ago

            What about their reaction, when an acorn falls on the floor in front of their door? 🐿️

          • Herbal Gamer
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            3•2 years ago

            I can live with that.

          • @MadBob@feddit.nl
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            2•2 years ago

            Yeah, but imagine their reaction to a door knock.

            “Sir, you are punching the main gangway into my abode! Hands in the air!”

    • @Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      So they know who to shoot!

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