This is America, sonny! You don’t throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don’t need more ammo!
You acorn owners are all the same. Don’t you know that acorn owners are twice as likely to have an acorn hit the roof of their car than non-acorn owners?
I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.
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This is America, sonny! You don’t throw acorns like some forest folk! You unload your Glock 19 into the door frame and pray to God you don’t need more ammo!
“Praise the lord and pass the ammunition” ;)
You acorn owners are all the same. Don’t you know that acorn owners are twice as likely to have an acorn hit the roof of their car than non-acorn owners?
Just make sure there are no cops.
They might send a tank to take care of the acorn threat.