Fucking Sconnies. Culver’s vegetarian burger option is a cheese puck, which sounds great but in reality an impossible burger would taste better. But it’s Culver’s and they’re all about the cheese. I’ve stopped eating there because the whole thing feels like an insult in a way and I feel like a fat ass if I just order a large cheese curd and fries.
Is he wrong?
Yes, they’ll arrest you for that in Wisconsin.
Fucking Sconnies. Culver’s vegetarian burger option is a cheese puck, which sounds great but in reality an impossible burger would taste better. But it’s Culver’s and they’re all about the cheese. I’ve stopped eating there because the whole thing feels like an insult in a way and I feel like a fat ass if I just order a large cheese curd and fries.
I mean swiping grindr while not being gay is like you’re lactose intolerant while picking non-lactose-free milk.
I mean, I do that.
But I have these little chewable pills that help with that.
What’s the straight man seeking gay sex equivalent of Lactase? Poppers?