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@Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Those of you who shower barehanded: Do you lather and then use your hand, or just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

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Those of you who shower barehanded: Do you lather and then use your hand, or just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

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@Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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    • @Doxin@yiffit.net
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      I mean… doesn’t the soap get washed as you use it to wash yourself?

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        • @Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml
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          Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. I’m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.

          I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?

          • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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            I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?>

            That explains your username.

      • aphonefriend
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        It’s soap. It’s self cleansing.

        • @Hobbes@startrek.website
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          Yes, but think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

    • @Pinto23@lemmy.world
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      I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

      • Match!!
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        At least you understand the need for a bidet even if you’re suffering from bidet inaccessibility

    • Match!!
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      We need to invent a slur for bidet-non-havers

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        Shit smearers

      • @lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca
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        You bidetless purveyor of fecal particulate!

      • @TheRedSpade@lemmy.world
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        Paperbacks

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