That’s clearly what I mean unless you want to waste four hours on sub-par Shrek. You know the main canon and there’s no reason to revisit it for fucking exposition.

  • happybadger [he/him]OP
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    141 year ago

    If I invite someone out to “dinner and a movie”, that doesn’t need extra layers of communication. We’re immediately going to my apartment and watching Shrek 2 on my laptop three times in a row. No talking, no sex, no food until it’s over so we aren’t distracted.

    • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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      81 year ago

      I see the problem, you need to tell them it’s a movie and dinner so they don’t expect to be immediately fed.

      • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
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        31 year ago

        The real issue is the no sex during Shrek. Everyone knows the proper way to watch Shrek is to dress up like the characters and orgy while the movie plays.