• @artaxthehappyhorse@lemmy.ml
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    792 years ago

    Ah yes, 2023. The year I wore a pirate hat and touched more grass. Soon they’ll be bribing the govt to make going outside illegal.

    • L'unico Dee
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      312 years ago

      Soon they’ll be bribing the govt to make going outside illegal.

      That was 2020

    • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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      112 years ago

      Oh don’t worry, it’s poisoned and the animals are gone. Once the heat bakes off the greenery, there will be no reason at all to go out there except to get to your car