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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @elevate@lemmy.world
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    50•2 years ago

    Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

    • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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      53•2 years ago

      “I see,” said the blind man, pissing into the wind. “It’s all coming back to me now.”

      • @ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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        13•2 years ago

        ”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

        • Jojo
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          2 years ago

          “I see,” said the blind man
          to his deaf dog
          who was sitting on the corner of the round table
          on the third floor of their two-story building.

          • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            7•2 years ago

            “I see” said the woman, staring at the ceiling, realizing the frozen ice rink was more slippery than she thought.

    • @pigup@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Man who make mistake on elevator, wrong on many levels

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