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nifty to memes@lemmy.world •
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Golden rule

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Golden rule

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  • @bleistift2@feddit.de
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    46•2 years ago

    He also said he’s the son of God. If you say that today in the right place, you’ll still die for it.

    • @Zorque@lemmy.world
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      34•2 years ago

      Depends on how charismatic you are. You do it right people will build giant gold-plated cathedrals in your honor and kill each other for the pleasure of seeing you smirk.

    • tryptaminev 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺
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      Actually he did not. The whole “Jesus is the literal son of god” thing was invented by the churches some hundreds of years after Jeus was dead. In the same wake Jesus never spoke about the trinity, that god would have three aspects. That is also an invention of the churches to make christianity more palateable to polytheist pagans, in the same way that christmas was put next to the winter solstice and easter onto spring where it was mixed with pagan fertility deities, quite literally being named after the Germanic goddess of spring Eostre in Englisch or Ostera in German where easter is called Ostern.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_God_(Christianity)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter

    • @AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      I am the son of God.

      • Lux (she/her)
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        6•2 years ago

        It’s true, I’m God

        • @AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          Oh wow, nice to meet you.

          Always been meaning to ask, why is your craftsmanship shite?

          • Lux (she/her)
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            4•2 years ago

            :3

        • Annoyed_🦀 A
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          2 years ago

          Can verify, i’m God’s husband.

          • Lux (she/her)
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            2•2 years ago

            Hi honey <3

        • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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          3•2 years ago

          Hello god, please explain bone cancer in babies

          • Lux (she/her)
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            3•2 years ago

            :3

        • @shneancy@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          hmm lux, light, you know who’s the light bringer? Lucifer

          you sleezy trickster smh my head

          • Lux (she/her)
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            1•2 years ago

            Oh, Lucie’s just my boyfriend

    • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      well if you say you’re getting visions from god tho

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