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@robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

Has this ever happened to you?

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@robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • @raindrop1988@lemmy.world
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    I write the code: $400 an hour

    I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

    You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

    You write the code: $3200 an hour

    • @zurohki@aussie.zone
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      I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

      • @Hupf@feddit.de
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        If you have to ask that question, then the answer is yes

        • @ArtVandalist@lemmus.org
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          deleted by creator

          • @hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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            That’s $6400 per hour

            • @ArtVandalist@lemmus.org
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              • @Hupf@feddit.de
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                I would not if noticed that if not for your addendum.

      • @puppy@lemmy.world
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        Of course not! Cash is also acceptable.

      • @raindrop1988@lemmy.world
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        Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

      • @Mango@lemmy.world
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        Actually I’m his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      Pssh, I wish I was getting $400 an hour to write code.

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