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minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish54•1 year agoI’m going to start a competing movement where I also deny myself a small pleasure as a means to enlightenment. It’s called “no candy.” Day 434 of no candy: I was able to levitate my controller to me so I could keep binge playing video games while sitting on the toilet.
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish29•edit-21 year agoYour body won’t let you succeed at nofap, nocandy, and nogames all at the same time because it knows it would disintegrate into pure god-energy.
I’m going to start a competing movement where I also deny myself a small pleasure as a means to enlightenment. It’s called “no candy.”
Day 434 of no candy: I was able to levitate my controller to me so I could keep binge playing video games while sitting on the toilet.
Your body won’t let you succeed at nofap, nocandy, and nogames all at the same time because it knows it would disintegrate into pure god-energy.
Teach me master