• @Allero@lemmy.today
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    28 months ago

    Birds cannot control when they poop, so they’ll have to patrol their target.

    Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying

    • FuglyDuck
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      28 months ago

      I was thinking something like that bird feeder that taught magpies to turn in trash for food.

      they poop on a BP gas station… and get a reward.