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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
  • @IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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    To this day, hearing the words “badger”, “mushroom”, and “snake” will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

    • @pivot_root@lemmy.world
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      Gen alpha’s interpretation:

      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
      🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

      #boomermusic

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      Same, and also “narwhal”.

      There’s a part of me that’s ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to “Oh No You Didn’t”, and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

      Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

      • @outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        wAIT IT WAS A SONG??? i just thought it was a random catchphrase or something

        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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          If I remember right, it was a kinda a quiet thing? I think some of the Mercenaries 2 promotional stuff had links to download the song, but I don’t remember any real fanfare over it.

          Which is kinda sad, because it’s surprisingly catchy in its own goofy fashion.

      • @runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2•1 year ago

        They’re the Jedi of the Sea!

    • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      14•1 year ago

      Mine’s we like the moon

      • "no" banana
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        Spongmonkeys!

      • @virku@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        Is it because it is good to us?

        • @bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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          Because it’s close to us!

          The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial

          • @virku@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Damn!

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      “EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR…”

      • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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        5•1 year ago

        Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!

        Goddamnit.

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.

    • @something_random_tho@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

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