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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
  • @QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world
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    61•1 year ago

    Hokay, so here’s the earth.

    Know Your Meme

    • z500
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      26•1 year ago

      Daim, that’s a sweet erth

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        15•1 year ago

        WRONG!!!

    • @bisby@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      I say “hokay, so” at least 10 times a week and I’m pretty sure everyone just thinks its a thing I say, and no one gets that it’s a reference

      • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        now and again I just follow it up with Zis is ze earth to get those sweet sweet confused looks or the seldom sly smile.

    • @outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•1 year ago

      I’m glad I learned about this today, it’s hilarious. It reminds me of sam onella and bill wurtz.

      • @shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1•1 year ago

        Sam onella turned out to be a full on fashy. Said the hard r, had some bad takes about queer people, the whole 9 yards. Too small to have been cancelled but I’m still disappointed

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