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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
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    Dumbledooooore!

    • @runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1•1 year ago

      Snape? Kids? … Nakey time!

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