I’m picturing him walking into Tesla’s offices, going over to the engineers, saying, “make the horn make a fart noise,” and leaving, thinking he’s brilliant.
> walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking
> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy
> look around
> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented
> “what the hell is this?”
> lead project manager raises, still trembling
> “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”
I’m picturing him walking into Tesla’s offices, going over to the engineers, saying, “make the horn make a fart noise,” and leaving, thinking he’s brilliant.
“The bear is sticky with honey”
My God he’s brilliant…
Just reach out to their PR department if it’s true.
Oh right. It automatically replies with a 💩 emoji
> be me
> walk into billion dollar company that’s slowly tanking
> entire staff gets down on their knees begging for mercy
> look around
> point to the most impressive technological advancement in transportation of the century since the car was invented
> “what the hell is this?”
> lead project manager raises, still trembling
> “it’s our brand new zero emission self driving car powered entirely by the air around it and it can be produced for half the cost of our existing line”
> do that obama lip thing
> “not bad, not bad”
> idea pops into my head
> evilgrinchgrin.jpg
> “what if… you made the horn sound a fart?”
> everybody has a nervous breakdown
> cut half the team and leave without elaborating
> be homeless dude wielding machete
> picture unrelated