The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years agoEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square191fedilinkarrow-up1764arrow-down121
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minus-squareteftlinkfedilink202•2 years agoI would want to exude this energy: But I know I would exude this energy:
minus-squareMeatPilotlinkfedilinkEnglish91•edit-22 years ago If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick! Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
minus-square@DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.mllinkfedilink47•2 years agoNo need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
minus-square@fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilink8•2 years agoI want you to know this was an angry upvote
minus-square@GBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 years agoHow will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
minus-squareMeatPilotlinkfedilinkEnglish17•edit-22 years agoJust beating off with boys all the way down the line.
minus-square@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•2 years agoThis is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
minus-square@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•2 years agoWith $20, you could buy many peanuts.
minus-squareMaevelinkfedilink1•2 years agoYeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
minus-square@MintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•edit-22 years agoYYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh! Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
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How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
He can get another boy for that.
Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.
This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
Ah true
I see that as a win also.
You … You do know why powdered wigs, don’t you?
Explain
Head lice.
:-D
With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
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Sores from syphilis lol.
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Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn’t notice?
Did you just type a stutter?
YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!
Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
Sounded perfectly to me!