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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @ExfilBravo@lemmy.world
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    32•1 year ago

    It says “countless offers of marriage” but not that it was women offering to marry him. So it could also be dudes. Schrödinger’s sexuality I guess.

    • @braxy29@lemmy.world
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      he’s in a long-time relationship with another man. my guess is his “proposals” run the gamut (and i expect a majority are made in jest).

    • @Syn_Attck@lemmy.today
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      13•1 year ago

      One dude, who keeps creating new accounts to beg him for his hand in marriage.

    • @wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Could also be a null value making it uncountable

      • Jojo, Lady of the West
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        1•1 year ago

        Zero is countable

        • @lud@lemm.ee
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          2•1 year ago

          True and null isn’t.

    • @wahming
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      2•1 year ago

      I’d marry him to share his wardrobe

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      1•1 year ago

      It was mostly dogs, but since they can’t give consent he refused

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