• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    217 months ago

    Bill Gates came to my house last night with a gun and a plate of cockroaches.

    He told me if I didn’t eat it he would shoot my family and shoot me last.

    • @Leviathan@lemmy.world
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      77 months ago

      Listen, he should’ve at least offered to kill you first. That’s the problem with billionaires these days; no honor.