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minus-squareGarbageShoot [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish69•edit-21 year agoThere once was a beach in Nantucket With a car that was built like bucket
minus-squarecmhickman358 [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish44•1 year agoAs the owner suntanned His truck sank in the sand
minus-squarejoaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]linkfedilinkEnglish37•1 year agoSo he walked away saying “fuck it”
minus-squarearymandias [none/use name]linkfedilinkEnglish22•edit-21 year agoWheels stuck in the sand, His dick in his hand, Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket. Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.
minus-square@triplenadir@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglish21•edit-21 year agoHighly unplanned The car’s stuck in the sand And now there’s no way to unfuck it
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]linkfedilinkEnglish16•1 year agoSalt water made it rusty as fuck. Chuds say " I still love this truck."
There once was a beach in Nantucket
With a car that was built like bucket
As the owner suntanned
His truck sank in the sand
So he walked away saying “fuck it”
Wheels stuck in the sand,
His dick in his hand,
Thanking Elon Musk for the bucket.
Edit: just realized it says ‘beach’ not ‘man’, ow well.
Highly unplanned
The car’s stuck in the sand
And now there’s no way to unfuck it
Salt water made it rusty as fuck.
Chuds say " I still love this truck."