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minus-square@aeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink46•2 years agoSo if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
minus-square@GluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilink18•2 years agoI lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
minus-square@variants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoDang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
minus-square@BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink6•2 years agoSees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
So if you live near undeveloped woods, do you wake up one morning and find the back door off its hinges and eggs benedict waiting on the table?
I lived next to national forest and only ever woke up with the door off the hinges and my eggs missing. I fucking hate raccoons.
Dang I hope you had some of your eggs frozen beforehand incase you ever want to reproduce
This could be a decent short story prompt.
Sees door, " Fuck! I’ve been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What’s that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"
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