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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works •
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Anon makes money

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Anon makes money

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works •
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  • @suction@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude

    • @CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz
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      29•1 year ago

      I believe there’s a quote by “Taco” in"Better call Saul" along the lines of “I love robbing criminals, because they never go to the cops”

      • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        The problem with criminals is they are often stupid enough to go to the cops.

    • @Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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      23•1 year ago

      It’s to make sure the victim deserves it.

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        9•1 year ago

        Lemmy needs an out of context quotes community.

      • @suction@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Ah now it makes total sense!

    • @unreasonabro@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      i guess you really do suck then lol

      • @suction@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Not as hard as your mom servicing hobos under the highway bridge

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Seriously, it’s just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you’re just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.

      • @Entropywins@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Kidney thing happened to you too, huh…

    • @RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      The bike thief is probably less likely to go to the police? Idk

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