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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon seeks enlightenment

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Anon seeks enlightenment

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    181•1 year ago

    A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand. The vendor says “what would you like on your dog buddy?” The monk thinks for a moment and then says “make me one with everything”

    • @Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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      214•1 year ago

      The hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks “what about my change?” The vendor bows reverently and responds “change must come from within.”

      • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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        103•1 year ago

        Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. “What’s that?!” the startled vendor asks. “Ah,” replies the monk, “this is my inner piece.”

        • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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          23•1 year ago

          I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

          • @Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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            6•1 year ago

            Not enough mother fuckers.

          • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Who plays the monkey?

        • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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          8•1 year ago

          Some Xavier tier writing in here

      • @AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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        26•1 year ago

        The monk pulls out a gun and points it at the hot dog vendor.

        The hot dog vendor exclaims “Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought you guys were all about inner peace and stuff?”

        The monk replies “this is my inner piece”

      • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        20•1 year ago

        I died

        • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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          26•1 year ago

          enlightenment unlocked

          • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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            13•1 year ago

            “Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!”

            • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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              4•1 year ago

              Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:

              Day 1 enlightenment

              Always on right side of the dual justice system

              Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18

              Only deal with 1st world problems

              Someone else pays your taxes

      • @General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world
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        11•1 year ago

        So if a monkey pays for your hot dog, always round up to the next $10 increment for charity.

      • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        -1•1 year ago

        deleted by creator

    • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      25•1 year ago

      The Dalai Lama didn’t get it

      • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        16•1 year ago

        It’s because he changed it to a pizza shop. If he had said “hot dog stand” that old man would have been ROLLING with laughter!

    • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      21•1 year ago

      This is the single best Buddhism joke ever created.

    • MxM111
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      7•1 year ago

      The vendor answered: “stop with that non-dualist shit. What do you want on hot dog?”

      • @Hupf@feddit.de
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        4•1 year ago

        non-dualist shit

        How about some Dichotomy then?

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