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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

I can't believe it tastes different

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I can't believe it tastes different

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • themeatbridge
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    47•1 year ago

    Satire? I feel like this has to be satire.

    • @snooggums@midwest.social
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      89•1 year ago

      Have you met people?

      • @arandomthought@sh.itjust.works
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        70•1 year ago

        People… What a bunch of bastards

        • @Pissmidget@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          Have you met all of them?

          • teft
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            12•1 year ago

            It’s a quote from The IT Crowd.

            • @omega_x3@lemmy.world
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              11•1 year ago

              You were supposed to reply, I’ve met enough of them

              • AggressivelyPassive
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                7•1 year ago

                Taking jokes from a TV series about Aspis too seriously has to be meta humor.

                • teft
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                  7•1 year ago

                  Aspis

                  How dare you

                  • @Murdoc@sh.itjust.works
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                    5•1 year ago

                    She said I was artistic.

    • @Nithanim@programming.dev
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      My dad is one of them. Always says that stuff does not matter. I once asked him if he followed the instructions closely and said yes. I did not believe him and so asked every point in the list individually. For every every instruction he told me that he didn’t do that.

      • 🖖USS-Ethernet
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        The amount of people that don’t read instructions is ridiculous. They exist for a reason. I always read every manual for everything. Every car I’ve had, I read the manual front to back. My turtle’s new fancy water filter, read it front to back. Furniture, tech, anything, you name it. I guess I’M the outlier so I must be the weird one.

        I’ve literally had to write documentation at work for a single step procedure for help desk. It consisted of me screenshotting something, circling a button in red with a red arrow pointing to it because our help desk people are incompetent.

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      this is the state of culinary education in most of the western world, people can’t cook for shit and will somehow burn spaghetti in a pot of water.

      • @moody@lemmings.world
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        Culinary education? You can’t eat education, man!

      • @BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Nothing wrong with the culinary education. The problem is that it doesn’t happen. Thank private education for that.

        • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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          1•1 year ago

          You’re, right? None of the public schools I or my siblings attended thought that stuff.

          • @BakedGoods@sh.itjust.works
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            1•1 year ago

            In my country, before privatisation, cooking and home economics was taught thoroughly.

    • @Mango@lemmy.world
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      -12•1 year ago

      It’s AI.

      • @andxz@lemmy.world
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        This might be hard to believe, but people are dumb as fuck even without the help of anything remotely resembling the current iteration of AI.

        • @Mango@lemmy.world
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          It’s still AI.

          • @Muscar@discuss.online
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            4•1 year ago

            Removed by mod

            • @Mango@lemmy.world
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              -8•1 year ago

              You’ll learn. If you don’t, it’s gonna suck for you when trying to figure out what’s real.

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